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PostPosted: Thu 20 Aug - 09:10 (2009)    Post subject: story time Reply with quote

just add a sentance or two to the story and see where others lead it to. I'll start it off.

Once there was an old man who lived in a cave and everyday he would feed his pet rat a cracker covered in toxic waste.
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PostPosted: Thu 20 Aug - 10:14 (2009)    Post subject: story time Reply with quote

By now he had grown accustomed to the occasional screams of agony the crackers would let out as they met their demise. 
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PostPosted: Fri 21 Aug - 01:32 (2009)    Post subject: story time Reply with quote

Nobody knows why, but the crackers speak french with a strange accent from a far far away land, the province of Québec. As they are eaten alive, you can hear them scream in agony : "Ayoye calisse, mange-moé pas mon tabarnak de rat sale!".  Nobody knows what that strange dialect could mean.
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PostPosted: Fri 21 Aug - 03:44 (2009)    Post subject: story time Reply with quote

Not even the guy who used FreeTranslation.com because it came up as "Ayoye calisse, eat moé not my tabarnak of dirty rat! " Shocked ...
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PostPosted: Fri 21 Aug - 06:52 (2009)    Post subject: story time Reply with quote

little did the old man know that the crackers had put a curse on the rat, until one day it started to mutate.
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PostPosted: Fri 21 Aug - 10:29 (2009)    Post subject: story time Reply with quote

and then he lived happily ever after!
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PostPosted: Fri 21 Aug - 15:02 (2009)    Post subject: story time Reply with quote

...until The Bilderberg Group got their New World Order through! Shocked ...
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PostPosted: Sun 23 Aug - 05:00 (2009)    Post subject: story time Reply with quote

the rat had mutated into a bald, sarcastic Danish cue ball... the Bilderberg plot proceeded as planned... 
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PostPosted: Sun 23 Aug - 15:17 (2009)    Post subject: story time Reply with quote

...and then that bald, sarcastic Danish cue ball decided to take a trip to the windy city to see Skinny Puppy and since it's the best in the world for trains! Cool ...
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PostPosted: Sun 23 Aug - 22:39 (2009)    Post subject: story time Reply with quote

But just then a giant space ship came down firing lazer beams at the danish cue ball.
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PostPosted: Sun 23 Aug - 23:03 (2009)    Post subject: story time Reply with quote

At that moment, a man came to the rescue of that bald thing. Looking up it the sky, he said "Hey! Don't touch the viking!"
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PostPosted: Sun 23 Aug - 23:08 (2009)    Post subject: story time Reply with quote

....but it was no mere man. It was teh almighty Thor! :D ...
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PostPosted: Sun 23 Aug - 23:11 (2009)    Post subject: story time Reply with quote

Those were the majiik words. All the ants in the area suddenly flew up into the air and started exploding on the space ship which then exploded with them, making it rain toothpicks.
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PostPosted: Sun 23 Aug - 23:19 (2009)    Post subject: story time Reply with quote

...as well as rubber nipples. The rubber nipples were special because...
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PostPosted: Sun 23 Aug - 23:22 (2009)    Post subject: story time Reply with quote

you could suck on them and they would pull you into another dimension.
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